Welcome to Slayer Investments!
We’re a locally-owned, internationally active firm dedicated to finding money-making opportunities for you, and for us!
Why Slayer Investments?
Because the world of economic opportunity plays by our rules – the rules we made, while slaying vampires:
- Get in fast, and get out before it’s too late.
- Players make money, suckers get staked.
- It takes a lot of bodies underfoot to build your legacy (or pyramid).
Would you like to:
- Take advantage of proven money-making methods?
- Laugh at your neighbor heading off to his hour-long commute and desk job?
- Get in now, and make money off people who get in later?
Then Slayer Investments is right for you. To learn more, email Eugene at email@example.com. Attach a vampire snuff video and get 10% off!